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*no send-backs on secret menu shit

MICHAEL IRONSIDE COMBO: BLACK ICE KING CAN + SHOT OF JAMESON 
have you seen Michael Ironside's beer commercial? YOU SHOULD


BUTT RIP CIDER: 
A shot of butter ripple schnapps in your cider for a tasty caramel apple $12

 

JAY'S DINNER: Nacho chips are for ordinary people, NOT you. You want your queso on Doritos

 

JAY'S FANCY DINNER: It's a hot dog with spicy Joao's dip, Sriracha, green onions and crushed up regular chips. OH LA LA MOTHER FUCKER